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“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

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George Mikes. “One minute you’re young and cool and the next, you’re getting all excited about a new vacuum. .

It can also be used as a humor line to signify that “ you tried ,” when someone cracks some jokes that are not even funny.

”―. Go to table of contents. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. .

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‘The bar was walked into’ also ends in an awkward preposition.
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‘The bar was walked into’ also ends in an awkward preposition.


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English Funny Quotes And Sayings.

25. But I want the ones with truffle and peanut butter.

" - Walt Whitman.

Worst two minutes of my life.

“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used to create them.


Light travels faster than sound.