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“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
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It can also be used as a humor line to signify that “ you tried ,” when someone cracks some jokes that are not even funny.
”―. Go to table of contents. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. .
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‘The bar was walked into’ also ends in an awkward preposition.
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English Funny Quotes And Sayings.
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Worst two minutes of my life.
“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used to create them.
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Light travels faster than sound.